Well you are a webmaster, close all the windows and blinds and you'll never know it's out there!!
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I am sufferring from insomnia.
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Drink a bottle of fucking Nyquil, works for me every damn time!!
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My girlfriend (TurboAngel) is PMSing.
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Run for your fucking life, lock yourself in the bedroom and DO NOT come out, and if you HAVE to come out then stay very low and under the wire and DO NOT open your mouth or look in her fucking direction!!
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My cat is going through withdrawl from this tuna that we were feeding him last week.
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Good GOD give that fucker some Tuna, or kill the damn cat!! That sound is almost as bad as the pms!!
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... and I am out of beer.
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Do the nyquil thing mentioned above, will put you out and you'll never know you are out of beer....... OR order it online!
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THIS is done in the bathroom, so go there and lock the door and have at it!