You'd be hating life if your girlfriend or wife was pissed off at you and you pulled those shenanigans. Guess what... rape is defined in most states as unconsented sexual intercourse. Since consent is impossible to obtain in this scenario, look forward to having LOTS of unconsented sexual intercourse in prison. Unfortunately, you'll be on the unconsenting end. LOL
It used to be common law that raping your wife was deemed impossible since there was a (now debunked) belief that your wife consented to having sex with you when she married you. Not anymore, Casanova. Welcome to the age of the Model Penal Code....
