TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war by a moron who
set ammunitions ship on fire. (Halifax Explosion)
Wish I was alive for that.
3. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.

Low blow...
4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their ass.
Been there...
5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert homo.
hahahahaha
8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk
and wear a kilt.
Is there a punchline to this?
10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered
Canada's most beautiful city.
Can't argue with either of those statments