1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole.
ummm,actually , we tend to think anyone from Toronto is.
2. Racism is socially acceptable.
True , but it is everywhere .
3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians.
When was that ??? The only politician ever to be kidnapped was Pierre Laporte , and he wasn't a "federal politician" .
4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next.
According to Stats-Can, more people move TO Quebec from the rest of Canada , than move out .
5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
Again according to Stats-Can , there are only 3 provinces which give more than they get .
6. The FLQ.
They ceased to exist long before most people reading this board were born .
7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys who can't skate.
In fact , the majority of the players are not French , dirty or otherwise .
8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers.
Leave my mother out of this !!!
9. NON-smokers are the outcasts.
Those were the good old days !! In fact , it's quite the opposite .
10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards".
Most people I know blame everything on the Peqiste Bastards .
As someone posted , this would have been funny a loooooong time ago .
