Pretty shitty thing to do, if you ask me .......
Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
A shoplifter has been banned from a Dutch supermarket for allegedly defecating on a security guard.
The 44-year-old man was caught trying to steal two bottles of beer from the De Boer supermarket in Leeuwarden.
The security guard who caught him ordered him to empty his pockets but he dropped his trousers and defecated instead.
Shopholder Saab Rozema said: "It was all over the place and we had to disinfect the whole shop. We had to put the uniform immediately in the washing machine."
The burglar told police he had suffered an epileptic fit and didn't know what he was doing, reports the Leeuwarder Courant.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843464.html