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Originally posted by princess
Are you serious cmwkings?
That's got to be the funniest yet sadest stores I've heard in a while babe.
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I am dead serious my dear. These women are not even remotely fuckable. Not to mention I forgot my Magnums so I keep snapping "johnnies". The fucking condoms here are for peanut dicks. So I went to the best hopital in the country and got a full check up and shot in the arm to make sure.
I speak the language and don't like what I here. However I am not with the right class of people meaning I'm talking with whores due to a couple friends of mine that have never been here....Therefore, I've had to be a fuckin babysitter for 2 guys who just split.....Finally.
Agreed, it's a sad but true story.