Man this place has changed....Been here 3 weeks now and got laid twice. These bitches don't have grills (teeth) and they're fucking bodies are ruined. Absolutely no ass, better know as minesweepers.
Don't get me wrong, I lived in Thailand for 10 years and things have changed since 1999.
Anyway, a funny thing happened to me the other night. I was drinking heavily at my friend's bar in Phuket and I took my motor scooter for a ride down Bangla Rd....I was going about 40 KM/h and hit a fucking cop dead on and he fuckin' flew about 15 feet forward and hit a "tuk tuk" taxi...he bounced right off the fucking thing and stood right up....I thought I killed the guy.
To make a long story short, I payed the cop and tuk tuck driver 6000 Baht and another 13,500 for the fucked up scooter. I knew the cop from before. I got fucked on the scooter. My main concern was the weed I had in my pocket so I was out of there in 5 minutes....fuckin lucky.
such is life.
Read all about it and a lot of another nonsense at my buddy's website shortly:
rockhardphuket.com/whatnew.html
peace out
