A Young Girl Asks Her Mother, "Mom, How Many Kind Of Penises Are There?" The Mother, Surprised, Answers, "Well, A Man Goes Through Three Phases. In A Man's Twenties, A Man's Penis Is Like An Oak, Mighty And Hard. In His Thirties And Forties, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable. After His Fifties, It Is Like A Christmas Tree."<br>The Young Girl Queries, "A Christmas Tree?"<br>"Yes, Dried Up And The Balls Are There For Decoration Only."
