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Three Old Men Are Talking About Their Aches, Pains And Bodily Functions. One 70-year-old Says, "I Have This Problem. I Wake Up Every Morning At Seven And It Takes Me 20 Minutes To Pee."<br>An 80-year-old Says, "My Case Is Worse. I Get Up At Eight And I Sit There And Grunt And Groan For Half An Hour Before I Finally Have A Bowel Movement."<br>The 90-year-old Says, "At Seven I Pee Like A Horse. At Eight I Crap Like A Cow."<br>"So What's Your Problem?" Asked The Others.<br>The 90-year-old Replies, "I Don't Wake Up Until Nine."
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