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A Childless Couple Wanted Artificial Insemination, And A Nurse In The Insemination Clinic Asked The Woman To Undress From The Waist Down, Get On The Table And Place Her Feet In The Stirrups. She Was Feeling Rather Awkward About The Entire Procedure When The Doctor Came In. Her Anxiety Was Not Diminished By The Sight Of Him Pulling Down His Pants.<br>"Wait A Minute!" The Woman Yelped, "What The Hell Is Going On Here?"<br>"Don't You Want To Get Pregnant?" The Doctor Asked.<br>The Woman Answered, "Well, Yes, I Do."<br>"Then Lie Back And Spread 'em," The Doctor Responded, "We're All Out Of The Bottled Stuff, So You'll Have To Settle For What's On Tap."
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