A Man Walks Into A Tattoo Parlor And Asks For A Tattoo, And Upon Being Questioned On What His Tattoo Should Look Like And Where It Should Be, He Replied, "I Want The New $100 Dollar Bill Tattooed On My Penis."<br>The Tattoo Artist Is Confused, And Asks, "Why?"<br>The Main Replies, "3 Reasons: 1. I Like To Play With My Money. 2. I Like To See My Money Grow. 3. The Next Time My Wife Wants To Go Out And Blow $100 She Can Stay At Home."
