A Man Is Sitting At A Bar, Throwing Back Glass After Glass Of Scotch. The Bartender, A Little Worried, Asks Him If He's Okay.<br>"No, I'm Not," The Man Replies, "I Just Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend."<br>"Well," Asks The Bartender, "what Did You Say To Your Wife?"<br>The Man Responds, "Nothing. I'm Not Speaking To That Bitch Anymore."<br>The Bartender, Still Interested, Queries, "What Did You Say To Your Best Friend?"<br>"Bad Dog!"
