Awesome joke.
The teacher asks little Johnny, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny replies, "A doctor."
The teacher, not being able to understand how this little devil-kid would want to help people, asks, "A doctor? You? Why is that?"
Little Johnny grins and responds, "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
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