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Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
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Drivers from all over
One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn: CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window: NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: OHIO,
but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat: ITALY.
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window: TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA.
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.
One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister: ARKANSAS.
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