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Originally posted by GonZo
Im sure your up all week jacking off thinking about being Santa again at the local mall.
Tell me stalker....do you pad your pants so they cant feel how hard you are when they sit on your lap? Is that padding absorbant cuz we know you must loose your nut after they tell Santa what they want.... you must go thru a lot of Gatoraide in a days time!
I know you love this time of year...it starts off with a bang where you have kiddies coming to your door step for candy. Id imagine you start planning and jacking offf about that as early as June.
Then you get a whole month to play Pedo S@nt@ at the mall. How many jobs can one person hold down doing that at many malls?
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