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Originally posted by YourSexySecrets
when I had long curly hair, everyone thought I was Chelsea Clinton.
now my hair is short, and I look like Pink before she ruined herself with a nose rings and tattoos.
But Instead of her blond hair, I have dark red curly hair. . .
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You missed a golden opportunity. If you looked like Chelsea you shoulda done up a site where you gave blowjobs and pretended to be her.
I'm sure you woulda had ten thousand signups alone from the Secret Service, the military and Clinton's enemies alone.
Hey, if they were gonna jerk us around with their government bs somebody shoulda made money off it.