ROFL I've been looking at this site all morning but THIS TAKES THE CAKE!
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING RACIAL STEREOTYPES THEY PUT ON ANIMALS ROFLROFLROFL
FUCKING PRICELESS FLASH MOVIES
Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family lived it!
Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago.
But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!