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DeadFidel · 11-25-2003, 08:31 AM

I recently moved back to my life long hometown of Yonkers, NY. There is this little dive type strip joint called "City Lights," that I always visit during the holidays, etc., to see old friends, catch up on bullshit and see some mediocre topless Brazilians while sipping a few Bud drafts.
I walked in late last night and found the place more than half empty.
I sat down, said hello to the barmaid Sally; she has been around for years, still the chubby 40 something year old with way too many tattoos and piercings, but with a great and friendly attitude and I ordered a beer.
After a few sips, I took out my pack of Marlboros and lite one up as I sat back with a dollar bill ready to pass it to a dancer, when all of a sudden 3 people, Sally and two bouncers came over like I had just killed someone and told me, THERE IS NO SMOKING ALLOWED!
I knew that NY had a no smoking law in restaurants, but in this little corner of nowhere? On any given night I would have dropped a few C notes buying my friends drinks and tipping, but last night I finished my only beer, gave Sally a ten spot, wished her luck and exited.
Welcome to 1984.

11-25-2003, 08:31 AM
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	In Yonkers tits and smoke is illegal? I recently moved back to my life long hometown of Yonkers, NY. There is this little dive type strip joint called "City Lights," that I always visit during the holidays, etc., to see old friends, catch up on bullshit and see some mediocre topless Brazilians while sipping a few Bud drafts. I walked in late last night and found the place more than half empty. I sat down, said hello to the barmaid Sally; she has been around for years, still the chubby 40 something year old with way too many tattoos and piercings, but with a great and friendly attitude and I ordered a beer. After a few sips, I took out my pack of Marlboros and lite one up as I sat back with a dollar bill ready to pass it to a dancer, when all of a sudden 3 people, Sally and two bouncers came over like I had just killed someone and told me, THERE IS NO SMOKING ALLOWED! I knew that NY had a no smoking law in restaurants, but in this little corner of nowhere? On any given night I would have dropped a few C notes buying my friends drinks and tipping, but last night I finished my only beer, gave Sally a ten spot, wished her luck and exited. Welcome to 1984.