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Old 11-23-2003, 02:46 AM  
Tipsy
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Originally posted by Greg B
There was another Brit show I think called "The Young Ones" and it was about these loser punks that lived together. I saw one episode that was so funny we couldn't watch it again.
[Rick is taping a green plastic bag over Neil's torso]

MIKE: That's a bit extreme, isn't it? Won't he suffocate in there?
VYVYAN: Very probably, Michael. But we've got to keep the bogeys off the wall. [leaves]


NEIL: [sneezes] Oh, wow! It's really horrible in here. Why did you have to use Rick's laundry bag?

RICK: Oh, well, there's gratitude for you! It's me who's going to have snotty undies for the next two terms, Neil. It's me they're going to be calling "Bogey Bum". Especially at the next Friends of Stalin Society "Show Your Bottom" competition.

VYVYAN: [comes back with a duffle bag] I'm afraid I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails.

RICK: Vyvyan, you can't do acupuncture with 6-inch nails.

VYVYAN: Ok, Neil. I am now going to insert the first nail. You may feel a bit of a prick.

NEIL: So what's new?

VYVYAN: OK, here it goes.

[hammers a nail into the top of Neil's nead]
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