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The Girl Scouts Of America.
The most vicious, cold blooded gang ever to hit the streets.
They wear those camo green outfits and hard shoes and disguise their underworld doings as door to door cookie sales.
Meanwhile while you're at the front door deciding whether to buy the chocolate chips or the macaroons, a team of stealth girl scouts are sneaking in through the back door wiretapping your phones and performing bizarre experiments on your family who've been rendered unconcious by their 'Girl Scout Neutralizer Beam Guns'.
They're behind the assassination of JFK. Their 'exploding lorna dunes' and 'madcap macaroons' were a favorite during the cold war years.
Even Fidel Castro was afraid of the pigtailed terrorists.
Sources close to the White House say if it wasn't for Osama Bin Laden and Al Queda, the Defense Department would be going after the Girl Scouts.
Don't let those rosey cheeked freckled smiles fool you dude.
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