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Originally posted by DraX
Anyone know where I can buy shemale sex stories??
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I can write them for you: $10 a pop. You name the theme and plot, I write it out. Here's a sample (nonshemale but should demonstrate the quality standard we have)
THE ICE VIRGIN (pt 1)
Dr Michael Phoenix, who taught Sociology class, was not the most popular professor on the campus. Although he was the youngest member of the faculty, he just turned 38, and was consistently voted as most attractive in informal surveys by conducted by various sororities, his aloofness kept his female admirers at bay. His cold demeanor earned him the nickname Professor Iceberg. Rarely smiling, Dr Phoenix makes eye contact usually only when engaging a student in a debate. It is only then he exhibits signs of life. Nyria, a 19 year old sociology major in Phoenix?s class, shared his personality traits. She was tall, with thick-looking tousled blonde hair. She liked wearing simple clothes which fitted her ample body tightly. But her eye-catching appearance belied the iciness inside. Few men dared to ask her out. She was a challenge to be conquered. The few who vied for the honor of sticking their South Pole deep into her Antarctica never progressed beyond her frosty shores. ?She?s eye candy on the outside and raw broccoli on the inside,? was how she was described by one failed explorer. ?What a waste of body!?
?Class, I need some volunteers for a special project down at the museum on Saturday,? Dr Phoenix said in his usual glacial tone as if he was talking to an empty room practicing for a speech. ?I don?t want people who have no dates and have nothing else to do. If you?re bored you can go paint your fingernails or watch Spongebob Squarepants. If you?re interested in helping the museum for their upcoming exhibit on African societies, see me after class. Of course your hard work will be rewarded with some extra credits.? The invitation was met with some hushed chuckles. One reason why Iceberg?s class was so popular is because you had to be totally brain dead to fail his class. No one had any use for his extra credits. All it takes is minimal effort and a perfect attendance. Only one student remained after class. Nyria signed up and Phoenix knew it was for the right reason.
To Phoenix and Nyria, the musty museum basement littered with artifacts was Neverland secluded from the rest of the world. In their element, the two instantaneously transformed into animated beings so different from their characters no one would have recognized them. Phoenix would pick up an artifact in his hand and he would burst excitedly with facts about it while Nyria listened transfixed by his words. There had always been an intellectual connection between the two. But it never went beyond the classroom nor crossed into anything even remotely personal. Lost in their private paradise, the Iceberg and Antarctica began to thaw. In this place fire was slowly kindling. Both of them were ready to move into each other?s space.
?I?ve always admired you Nyria,? said Phoenix.
?You do? For what?? Nyria, caught by surprised but visibly tickled.
?I?m quite familiar with your reputation. People today think college is a place you get a diploma while in the processing of getting laid every night. It is so refreshing to find someone like you who is serious and passionate about learning.?
?Yeah that?s me?Frozen Nyria?Nyria Antarctica?The Ice Virgin,?? she replied somewhat crestfallen. ?I don?t understand this preoccupation with sex myself. These girls at my dorm?it?s like?they wear it like a badge of honor you know. The more guys they have the better they are. And they look at me like I?m a freak because I chose not to surrender my body to some dickhead high on testosterone. Duh! Maybe my values are antiquated. But I?m waiting for someone who would actually remember my name ten seconds after having his orgasm. But I have to admit it does get to me sometimes. It makes me feel so unattractive.?