Alabama Quarter Recall -
For you coin collectors out there.
This should make for a good opening story everywhere but in
Alabama. The U. S. Treasury has announced they are recalling
the new Alabama quarter. According to the Treasury officials
the quarter will not work in parking meters, toll booths or
vending machines. Apparently the duct tape holding the two
dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines...
SWEET BURN ON A COP
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little girl on a shiny new bike stopped beside him. "Nice
bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes," the little girl said, "he sure did."
The cop looked the bike over and handed the little girl a $20
ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell
Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you
got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."
