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Q. What will Michael say when he gets released from prison?
A. "I feel like a kid again."
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. One waits until you're thirteen to come on your face.
Michael Jackson and a lttle boy are walking through the woods late at night. The boy says "I'm scared!" and Michael says "You're scared? I've got to walk back on my own!"
Inside the bedroom Michael Jackson finds his girlfriend furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that you're a pedophile and I should leave you!" He says: "Wow, you're pretty smart for an eleven year old."
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