One of those retarded "search here" sites bought a domain name I was waiting to drop from network solutions. Here's the email I sent them, think they'll let it go cheap?
Subject: ShreveportUnderground.com
How much do you want for this domain name seeing as it serves you no purpose but the retarded "search for bs" page you have up now. Just so you know I owned the name but couldn't put it in my name because of the retarded registrar it was with. Anyhow, let me know what you want for it.
By the way, don't try to rape me, I won't pay some overinflated price just because you think I'm after it. It's worth fuck all to you and only a little more to me. Give me a price.