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Originally posted by CDSmith
By the way, defending against 5 or more guys is quite possible. I once fended off 9 gangbangers in a park one night using a little known technique called "Schwinn-Kwon-do".
I jumped off my bike, grabbed it by the back tireframe, and swung the fucker round and round nailing 3 or 4 of them good. They picked up their wounded and ran like punks.
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Your post reminds me of the old Paul Rodriguez joke...
Chinese dude was held up by a Mexican guy.
Mexican guy: Stick em up, ese!
Chinese guy says "I wouldn't do that if I were you.... I know JUDO"
Mexican guy says "I know Judo too... MEXICAN JUDO."
Chinese guy: Mexican judo...what is that?
Mexican guy: Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife.
