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Originally posted by Dawgy
lol can u imagine getting a call from these people one nite while youre having dinner with the wife & kids?
you: hello
them: yes, i am from CRB. i'm calling you about a chargeback that we have purchased.
you: what?
them: you joined Anal Fisting Gay Tranny Midgets a while back and then charged the membership back, after downloading hundreds of hours of movies. this is fraud.
you: i did not.
them: we have the logs sir. we can settle with you today for 80% of the total amount you owe.
you: fuck off
them: sir are you aware that fraud is a felony?
you: i didnt commit fraud, i never made those charges.
them: sir you logged in and downloaded movies. that means you recieved the goods u paid for. then you chargedback. that is stealing.
you: fuck off
them: is your wife home? im sure she would love to help us work this out
you: what's your address again? ill mail a check today.
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Dude, that has me rolling on the floor!!!
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