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The civil whiskey drinker should drink their whiskey neat, and with dignity. The drinker should start slow and work their way deliberately into a foul mouthed dissertation on the sad state of the world around them.
There are only two mindsets I ever achieve when drinking whiskey...
A. "Fuck you, WANNA FIGHT!?"
B. "You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, WANNA FIGHT!?"
Sleazy, my advice, move onto scotch. You seem like a scotch guy to me. Scotch or alize. HAR!
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