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Originally posted by FightThisPatent
Your spit-shine patent would clearly be different than the gel-shine patent...so you are free to market your patent...unless of court Fight the Poop . com can find prior art to show that people were using their own saliva to clean their private parts.
Fight the Fluids!
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Using other substances to get the shit on the toilet paper is merely attempting to circumvent my patents. My lawyer says the only loophole is direct wiping by fingers, which were around before me
