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Old 11-12-2003, 03:58 PM  
jimthefiend
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
Posts: 18,889
Quote:
Originally posted by GoLiaT
the dude wrote this in the email
i think he may have a chance to be a big writer

Five situations to try.

1. "Doggiestyle? Right, here I come.. and still I come, no, it's not
a dildo, it's still me!"
2. "You like this, baby? What? I cut my dick off and now I've got a
huge dead man's cock dangling here? NO WAY!"
3. "You don't tell me you've just called off this threesome 'cuz my
dick is small, HOW ABOUT THESE EXTRA INCHES, BITCH?"
4. "Are you sure your uvula doesn't like my extra inch cockslaps?"
5. "Gotta change my whole boxer wardrobe 'cuz my cock always dangles
out. Three extra inches.. fuck Natural Gain Plus!"
Gay and stupid.
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