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GoLiaT · 11-12-2003, 03:14 PM

the dude wrote this in the email
i think he may have a chance to be a big writer

Five situations to try.

1. "Doggiestyle? Right, here I come.. and still I come, no, it's not
a dildo, it's still me!"
2. "You like this, baby? What? I cut my dick off and now I've got a
huge dead man's cock dangling here? NO WAY!"
3. "You don't tell me you've just called off this threesome 'cuz my
dick is small, HOW ABOUT THESE EXTRA INCHES, BITCH?"
4. "Are you sure your uvula doesn't like my extra inch cockslaps?"
5. "Gotta change my whole boxer wardrobe 'cuz my cock always dangles
out. Three extra inches.. fuck Natural Gain Plus!"

11-12-2003, 03:14 PM
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