I was down in South Beach tonight and a one arm smelly bum comes aggressively up to me and says hey buddy give me some money so I can eat. I felt sorry the guy had only one arm, but the fucker reeked of booze, he walked right in front of me to block my path, and he was already drunk off his ass and looked very well fed. So I said nope to him.
Then the asshole flips me the bird and starts calling me a fucking cheapskate rich asshole. Then he says he's gonna put a curse on me for bad luck and spits in my direction mumbling some weird ass language which I guess was his curse.
So I turned around walked back toward him and reached in my pocket like I was gonna throw him some bucks, and then just yelled in his face GO FUCK YOURSELF LOSER.
LOL
