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Platinum Lantern · 11-08-2003, 01:05 AM

Aight...
First off, $20 cover charge

Thats a little steep considering you don't know what the fuck kinda dancers showed up that night
(You can't see jack shit from the pay area entrance)

Aight, now these cats don't have their liqour license so I guess this is how they stay in business.

Aight, I walk in and I see exactly what I came there to see 2 fine black chicks, in the club...

JACKPOT $$$$

Aight, so I sit a table and take in my surroundings..
Cigarette smoke fills the room
ahhh Cancer......

I'm chillin at the table watching ESPN highlights and this sexy black chick (stripper) asks me what time it is, I tell her and then hit her with a little small talk. She tell's me that she wants to talk to me but has a customer and will get back to me as soon as she's finished (conversation and private lap dances)...

Aight so I'm thinking...
cool, this bitch was a straight up dyme...

Man how bout this old dude basically handcuffs the bitch all night...

private dance after private dance, I understood her side of the situation cuz she's thinking hey I'm in this for the money, if this old geezer is shelling out 20's like an NBA rookie I might as well make my dough...

But from a customer standpoint..
GOT DAMN!

How you gonna hand cuff the finest hoe in the club...
Let her work the room Papa Smurf....

WHAT THE FUCK?
I was their a good 90 minutes, this dude just kept buying this hoe....

I never got a chance to spit anything to her....
I'm not even in this bitch to get my dick hard cuz, honestly, I think Bruce Banner stayed soft the whole time I was in this place.

I really wanted to spit at this chick about some modeling...
but fuck...

It's gotta be a better way...

Aight so in summary..
it should be a fucking rule about back to back to back to back lap dances and shit..

and also, go home grandpa, what the fuck you doing out at 1:30 am, I should rob your old ass and drive off in your Buick

11-08-2003, 01:05 AM
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Went To The Stripclub Tonight: What The Fuck Is The Deal? Aight... First off, $20 cover charge Thats a little steep considering you don't know what the fuck kinda dancers showed up that night (You can't see jack shit from the pay area entrance) Aight, now these cats don't have their liqour license so I guess this is how they stay in business. Aight, I walk in and I see exactly what I came there to see 2 fine black chicks, in the club... JACKPOT $$$$ Aight, so I sit a table and take in my surroundings.. Cigarette smoke fills the room ahhh Cancer...... I'm chillin at the table watching ESPN highlights and this sexy black chick (stripper) asks me what time it is, I tell her and then hit her with a little small talk. She tell's me that she wants to talk to me but has a customer and will get back to me as soon as she's finished (conversation and private lap dances)... Aight so I'm thinking... cool, this bitch was a straight up dyme... Man how bout this old dude basically handcuffs the bitch all night... private dance after private dance, I understood her side of the situation cuz she's thinking hey I'm in this for the money, if this old geezer is shelling out 20's like an NBA rookie I might as well make my dough... But from a customer standpoint.. GOT DAMN! How you gonna hand cuff the finest hoe in the club... Let her work the room Papa Smurf.... WHAT THE FUCK? I was their a good 90 minutes, this dude just kept buying this hoe.... I never got a chance to spit anything to her.... I'm not even in this bitch to get my dick hard cuz, honestly, I think Bruce Banner stayed soft the whole time I was in this place. I really wanted to spit at this chick about some modeling... but fuck... It's gotta be a better way... Aight so in summary.. it should be a fucking rule about back to back to back to back lap dances and shit.. and also, go home grandpa, what the fuck you doing out at 1:30 am, I should rob your old ass and drive off in your Buick __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.