Boobies really are a guaranteed way to brighten up a day. But it's up to you and your girl.

You do realize you could post some pic from the newsgroups and noone here would be the wiser, right?
Welcome to the board. Here's a little tip: if a subject line says "EEW HOW GROSS IS THIS??" or "IS THIS LEGAL???" then don't click it. It most likely really is something quite disgusting, and more than likely the goatse.x picture will be posted somewhere in there.
Now go create havok. We need some good chaos this week.