I was at a friends house on night. We were all pretty much wasted watching the new Scarface DVD. I walked out onto his balcony and took a leek off the side. In the process i pissed on my hand. I came in side and started talking to him. We were about 3 feet away from each other. While i was talking to him, I picked up a brand new shirt he had just bought and whipped my pissy hand on it. I got finished and went and sat down like nothing was wrong. I didnt even notice. He sat there with a stunned look on his face, and i was like "wtf is wrong?" I wasnt welcome at his house for the next week or so.
