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Old 11-06-2003, 03:22 AM  
Candice
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sifu
Now accepting applications..... 420
I am now accepting applications for part time fuck buddies.

Qualified candidates will posess the following:

A nice pair of tits
A good attitude
A nice ass
A well manicured snatch
A strong sex drive
Self respect


The following need not apply:

Drug addicts
Alcoholics
Crazy bitches in general
Anybody who is much more than half my weight
Guys or trannies
Anybody under the age of 18
Anybody with an STD
Gold diggers

I reserve the right to ammend this list as I see fit

Please submit your resume here.

lol, you have to be someone else I know....haha




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