Write him a email back like this:
Hi Randal,
Marriage can be a drag sometime huh? Ah well, we've all been there. Anyway, if you would kindly send us a CASHIERS CHECK or MONEY ORDER for the amount you would like a refund of, plus $10 for a "special situation" handling fee.. we would gladly refund your money so you can start sleeping in the bed with your wife again.
Best Regards,
Mr Pornographer
Evil Porno Company
P.S. I hope you don't share this email address with your wife
