FookMi's sure-fire way of ridding yourself of eBay:
#1: Cancel any type of credit card you have.
#2: Empty your bank account and store the money in my account.
#3: Dismantle every computer in your home using a 25lb. sledge- hammer. (Throwing them off the nearest high-rise building
is also an effective method.)
#4: Don't tell your wife any of this. Odd's are, after telling her
about #1, she will deprive you of your capability to breath air.
If none of this seems to work, I would suggest going to your nearest pawn shop. Most sell low-cost firearms.
Good Luck~
