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A little ditty, 'bout Jack & Dianne...
Jack & Dianne were attending a dinner party so that Jack's mother could meet Dianne for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Dianne approached Jack and asked if there was a problem, as Jack's mother seemed to be avoiding her after their first introduction.
"Honestly, my dear," Jack said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side."
"Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Switzerland? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I obtained a master's degree at Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Dianne asked.
"Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Jack replied.
"Then where in the fuck does that snooty c-unt come off with
that 'crude' bullshit?"
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