I just got snail mail from CVS today.  Addressed directly to me, not "occupant" or anything.
Front side: "Great savings on great protection"
Back side: "Do you want protection designed especially for you?"
Inside:  A big ass ad for tampons.  I even got a chart that cross references my flow with my panty size so I know which Always pad is right for me.
I think I need to get some penis enlarger pills, because the rest of the world is starting to get ideas about me. 
