My attorney told me that this whole acacia affair is and I quote...
"preposterous, absurd, asinine, crazy, excessive, exorbitant, extravagant, extreme, fantastic, far out, foolish, harebrained, impossible, incredible, insane, irrational, lamebrained, laughable, loony, ludicrous, monstrous, nonsensical, outrageous, ridiculous, senseless, shocking, silly, stupid, thick, too much, unbelievable, unreasonable, unthinkable, unusual, wacky, wild."