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Originally posted by evitaskiss
omg!!! ok so i tried the relationship thing.....urghhhh!!! nothing but a headache. please is there a secret i need to know?? cosmos tricks are fun but is sex gonna keep a real man??
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Ok look I'm going to let you in on a little secret that cosmo isn't allowed to print due to legal / papal reasons.
It's called...
>>> FRIENDS AND FOGHORNS!
First you need to go out and make as many female friends as possible. And HOT.. they have to be super hot. And I'm not just talking one or two or four... maybe 10, 12, BUT A MINIMUM of 10.
On the way home with your new friends, grab one of those "foghorn in a can" things from the grocery store or a sporting good store.
>>> HOME SWEET HOME!
Ok so now you're back home. Take all your new friends and have them get undressed & have them hide in your (walk in?) closet. Now lure your boyfriend/hustband/whatever up to the bedroom for "sex as usual".
Now, right as he is trying to "accidentally" slip it in your ass and whining about how
"you never want to do anal", BLOW THE FOGHORN and have your newfound naked freinds charge out of the closet and jump on the bed chanting "ORGY! ORGY! ORGY!".... then have an orgy and he's yours forever.
