stevecore

254771681 (1:24 PM) :
Hello my name is Alex , how are you?
Stevecore (1:24 PM) :
my living room is on fire, please hold
Stevecore (1:26 PM) :
oh god... it's spreading
Be Inspired (1:27 PM) :
call 911
Stevecore (1:27 PM) :
the phone is in the living room!!
Be Inspired (1:27 PM) :
cell phone
Stevecore (1:28 PM) :
this is the worst day to forget to pay my water bill!!!
Stevecore (1:28 PM) :
hold on, i must save my emu
Be Inspired (1:29 PM) :
what is emu?
Stevecore (1:29 PM) :
an unusally large bird!
Stevecore (1:29 PM) :
like an ostrich but the sex is way better.
Be Inspired (1:30 PM) :
how can you speak by ICQ if you house is on fire>
Stevecore (1:31 PM) :
PLEASE CALL 911 FOR ME!!!
Stevecore (1:31 PM) :
I'M TRAPPED!
Be Inspired (1:31 PM) :
what is you adress?
Stevecore (1:31 PM) :
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC!!!
Stevecore (1:32 PM) :
oh god... my emu caught fire. he's running around squawking and setting things on fire.
Be Inspired (1:32 PM) :
im in Ukraine how can I call 911 to US
Stevecore (1:33 PM) :
*gasp* smoke is so bad!

Stevecore (1:33 PM) :
*gasp*
Stevecore (1:33 PM) :
*gasp*
Stevecore (1:34 PM) :
if you can read this i am already dead.
Stevecore (1:35 PM) :
SORRY BUT YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OWNED!