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I've met Pam Anderson in real life at the FAO Schwartz at Caesar's (yes I have webmaster witnesses, there were a bunch of us there) and let me tell you that she is totally trailer.
Don't get me wrong, I would hit that shit and the cover of next week's paper will read "From Kid Rock to Kid Cock". I'd hit it for PR purposes. Plus I know what kind of blowjob she gives, I've seen the video.
Personality wise, I'd be all over Cameron Diaz.
If I wanted an insane emotional roller coaster that ended up in me pulling my chest hair off the ceiling, I'd be on Angelina.
Jenna is great but I bet in real life she'd be all like "You are NOT going to cum on my face or I will beat you and it will cost you a Mercedes." But she's hot and she's always been really nice to me so I'd hit it as a favor to her.
And Silvia. I have no idea what to say here but I'd be on that like Roseanne to a buffet. Sweet, insanely hot, and really fucking insanely hot.
My results:
Cameron Diaz
Silvia Saint
Pam Anderson
Jenna
Angelina Jolie
And then I'd hit your mom.
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