My hair grows very fast....if I decide to grow I have long hair
within a year.....let me dig up my wedding pic

which
was 1 year ago.....I have very thick hair so with a short cut within
no time I have a mushroom type look on top of my head....I don't
have the patience to style it every day.....this is the main reason
why I will shave my head.
If I style my hair backwards I can notice a slightly retracted hair
line....but only if I pull it backwards.....it's more a convenience
thing as I'm too lazy to spend 10 minutes in front of the mirror
applying gel....especially when the gel runs out there is no other
option to wear a baseball cap.
Once a month a haircut is already too much.....I really hate to go
and sit there for 30 minutes wearing a goofy cape and to stare
at myself for 30 minutes in those bigass mirrors....
DynaMite

<-- that will be me in a few minutes