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Old 10-16-2003, 06:51 PM  
Madball
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Oslo, Norway
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1. Pick a stock, NYSE or NASDAQ. Preferrably valued at < 50 cents. Buy as many as you can afford.
2. Send out 25-50 Million spam emails over 1 week hyping the living shit outta this stock ("important breakthrough technological discovery", "previously undiscovered copper mines appraised to be worth 3.8 Billion USD", "about to be acquired by second biggest competitor" blablabla)
3. Sell at 5000% profit. Oh and use a fake ID and leave your current country of residence asap. Use an offshore bank for all of this, too.
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