Another quick thought.... it will take me THAT long to reach 10k that by the time any invitation is forthcoming, the following will be true:
1.  I will have a walking frame and colostomy bag.
2.  Lens will be dead, having died late the year before aged 116
3.  Juicylinks will be either bald or have hair plugs, or both.
4.  Lil2rich4u will be coming out of his 8th bankruptcy proceedings.
5.  Amp will resemble Abe Simpson, except older and with less teeth.
6.  The Boneprone Family will rule the world (or at least the lower east side).
7.  The strongest drug available at Internexxt will be Advil.
8.  SPAM will account for 99.8% of the world email traffic.
9.  People will be saying "What Is A Google?".
and
10. The club will no longer be 10k, but 100k and I will miss out yet again.......
 
 