<BIG><B>I will NOT be reporting to Acacia monthly!</B></BIG>
I will be reporting weekly.
Very, very weakly...
I can't report
until I port at least once...
<I>No, wait! I've got a better one for ya'!</I>
I will, in fact, report on Wednesday.
Wednesday let me outta' da' house...
<I>Ahhh, tough crowd tonight, I see. Very tough crowd...</I>
I told my girlfriend that I had some pictures to share with her
and she could download them from my server. Being a bit wary
of Acacia, she asked "Are they moving pictures?" To which I
replied. "Not too much, I barely cried at all the second time I
watched 'em".
<I>Yep. Tough crowd. Tough, tough, tough!
<B>Wait a sec'! I got one for ya'!</B></I>
I went to my shrink and told him about the dream I had.
I dreamed I logged on to the internet and a guy appeared
on my lap and said "I have the patent for logging on, that
will be
."
I gave him two pennies and went to my homepage. Another,
bigger, guy appears on my lap and says "I have the patent on
home pages, that will be
." So, I gave him his money too.
Then, when I went to click a pic of my gal, a guy appeared on my
lap once again! But I woke up at that point.
So, I ask the doc. I say "Doc, what does it all mean?"
And he tells me that <B>I'm gay</B>!
"HEY, wait a second!" I shouted. "Just because I dream about
some guys sitting on my lap doesn't make me gay. <B>Does it?!?</B>"
"No, that's not it at all. You're gay because you didn't support
<A HREF="http://www.fightthepatent.com/" target="_blank"><B>Fight the Patent!</B></A> and <A HREF="http://www.impai.org/" target="_blank"><B>IMPA</B></A> BEFORE it got to that point!"