Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down. One more day isn't going to kill the Cubs or us die-hard fans. The punk-ass, green turtleneck wearin' "fan" will just slink on back to the South side (I'm assuming) incognito for a hellish life where he will eventually be recognized and beaten. Kerry Wood will be ON tonight and the party will commence the world over, which will only be dwarfed by the real blow-out once the Cubs win the World Series.
Let's play one!
Holy Cow! Hey! Hey! Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
