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FastAdultTraffic · 10-11-2003, 10:23 PM

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After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following:

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However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners.

We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize.

The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K.

And they are, drum roll please:

Runners Up:

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briscoe I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

redshoe Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.

gornyhuy We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned?
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And the Grand Prize goes to:

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To claim your prize, please list how to contact you here under your nick.

Thank you all for playing. We'll be doing more giveaways, and also launching some charity sales, where revenue for traffic is sent to good causes such as anti-kiddie porn and anti-bad patents.

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10-11-2003, 10:23 PM
FastAdultTraffic Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 40	Well that was fun, wasn't it? Your 4th grade teacher would be very proud of you. After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following: Most of your put downs were ill thought malicious insults. Rarely a clever word was heard. However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners. We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize. The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K. And they are, drum roll please: Runners Up: <HR> <U><B>briscoe</B></U> I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have. <U><B>redshoe</B></U> Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here. <U><B>gornyhuy</B></U> We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned? <HR> And the Grand Prize goes to: <HR> <U><B>GFED</B></U> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you....... <HR> To claim your prize, please list how to contact you here under your nick. Thank you all for playing. We'll be doing more giveaways, and also launching some charity sales, where revenue for traffic is sent to good causes such as anti-kiddie porn and anti-bad patents. Take care, and thanks for playing. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't enjoy this promotion, you can Go Fuck Yourself. __________________ <A HREF="http://www.FastAdultTraffic.com"><IMG SRC="http://www.FastAdultTraffic.com/button.gif"></A> Last edited by FastAdultTraffic; 10-11-2003 at 10:26 PM..