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Originally posted by RoCkMaN
Boy meets girl
Boy spends shitloads of cash on girl
Girl holds back sex
Boy spends more money
Girl holds back sex
Boy spends more money
Girl gives in, has sex
Boy spends more money
Boy buys ring
Girl says yes
Boy spends money on wedding
Girl holds back sex
Boy jerks off
Girl gets fat
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"Boy spends money on wedding
Girl holds back sex
Boy jerks off"
Does this mean my wife will DEFINITELY get fat, or could she stay thin as I jerk off?
